Hahah um...

kiango

Listen does anyone else remember that episode of Scooby Doo where theyre talking about how thick the fog was and one of them pulled out a knife and cut a circle in the fog and then ate the fog circle. why is this so vivid.

dollbruise

I don’t get why it’s like ‘revolutionary (white) feminist humor’ for a woman to make gross/racist/insensitive jokes and then defend themselves by saying “U DONT LIKE IT BC IM A GIRL” like no…. I don’t like it bc it’s gross and/or insensitive it doesn’t matter who’s mouth it’s coming out of sorry

breninarthur

falsedetective

thinkpiece: The Millenials have cultivated a nihilistic, absurdist brand of satirical humor as a response to a cultural environment where 

1. the traditional social order has collapsed into chaos because of rapid technological advancement, economic downturn, and endless war (much like the dadaists after WWI)
2. sincere admissions of despair are seen as somewhere between embarrassing and obnoxious and the only acceptable way to express negative emotion is by disguising it in witty, share-able quips
3. violence, sex, and profanity have become commonplace in the media and the only remaining frontier of shock value is absolute nonsense like “while you were having premarital sex i was dehydrating tangerines. While You Wasted Your Days At The Gym In Pursuit Of Vanity I Was In Hospital With Scurvy”

jaclcfrost

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

epic-humor

when ur physical and mental health are both a mess but u have a good day

averagefairy

do yall have those successful friends that always say shit like “my hair is messier than my life!!” like christina we all know damn well both your hair and life are perfect quit lying. i think its time for people to stop appropriating Messy Bitch culture and leave the self deprecating humor to those of us that are actually A Mess